I have more respect for Russell Brand right now than I ever imagined possible. He clearly thought saying this was more important than getting more cushy corporate gigs.
as the years go by, Russell Brand just says truer and truer shit and I’m just like “the holy spirit ain’t got a pen!” forever. Like props to you. You can never say he doesn’t do his research.
I’ve never particularly liked Russell Brand’s comedy, but I definitely respect his balls and his principles. [At least the ones I’ve observed.]
So, apparently, our fic “Into Me (See?)” was nominated for Best Fan Fiction in the “Slash and Femslash” category, so, uh, if we’re your favorite among the five options, votes would be appreciated. Thanks!
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? *HOW* DID THIS HAPPEN?
I’m really flattered and going to blame all of the awesome on Jak.
GO VOTE FOR JAK. [hides in a corner]
[2.5k original fic
tw: institutionalized sexism and the realities and situations thereof]
mother said don’t run away; a love story about dismantling the patriarchy, in seven parts
She is three before she turns four.
She is optimistic before she turns cynical.
She is twenty years old, and her college science professor has failed to mention even one female scientist’s name the entire semester. Two weeks before finals, she stays up all night researching. She comes to class wired on too much caffeine, irritation pushed aside too long until now it’s ready to blow. Jocelyn Bell Burnell, Lise Meitner, Chien-Shiung Wu, she says, names rolling off of her tongue. Her hands are full of pages she printed out at the library while she paced the worn-out carpet, her music blaring in her headphones. She feels ready for a fight; she feels ready for a marathon. Her professor cuts her off, his soothing, even-toned words rising over hers until they drown her out. She could raise her voice. She could yell over him. She doesn’t.
This commercial is how I feel about writing.
WHAT JAK SAID
The educational system in one image.
Ahh this is clever.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein
Perfect timing. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
Admin: Kinda off-topic, but I think this is something that many of us need to see right now.
If I had my way with Nu!Trek then I would have Kirk and Bones becoming boyfriends at the academy, growing and learning and boyfriending.
And then they met Spock and look at each other and Kirk says “We’re gonna hit that.” and Bones nods, “You bet my sweet ass we’re gonna hit that.”
Sandra should direct all Star Trek things.
Stop it. Stop trying to legitimize and monetize fanfiction. Fanfiction does not need mainstream approval, corporate approval, Hollywood approval, parental approval, or creator approval. Henry Jenkins said it best: “Fanfiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where contemporary myths are owned by corporations instead of owned by the folk.”
As always, Em says it better than I could. So…. ^THIS^
this picture should have more then the amounts of notes it has, this shows us that not ever thing is “picture perfect” and that behind that smile and those eyes there is fear . So i beg you to please reblog this instead of a pair of shoes, someone smoking a blunt, and clothes … because this picture is literally worth 1,000 words
This is insanely powerful.
wow, please reblog this.
Oh Lord, the amount of power in this picture
When I scrolled down and saw the second picture I felt my stomach actually drop.
I had to take a deep breath…this hit really close to home.
The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
This is actually the best post I have ever seen on Tumblr. Thank you so much.
Leighton Naylor’s fish, Einstein, developed a disease that made it hard for him to swim. So Naylor made him a lifejacket of sorts using repurposed tank tubing, redesigned his tank to make it disability friendly, and nowadays Einstein does just fine.
“People have said I’m crazy but every animal is a valued family member,” Naylor says. “I’ve tried to train all of my fish but Einstein’s my star pupil. He can swim through my fingers and he was getting into fish football when he fell sick.”
I’m literally crying over this fish
Huh, isn’t that something?
enzetto asked: ... Just... HOW DID YOU KNOW?! /wails
Um… magic? Destroying people’s lives is basically my life’s work? [It’s why I made the fic war post in the first place.] Also, I’m really good at stalking people’s blogs to figure out prompts?
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
THIS IS A FUCKING JAPANESE GIANT HORNET
BECAUSE CLEARLY THIS POST WASN’T TERRIFYING ENOUGH